The Case for a Real Camp Breakfast

Filed for the club archive

A camp breakfast is not a side quest. It is the first piece of trail equipment.

The formula is straightforward: hot iron, bacon fat, potatoes that have seen better days, eggs at the end, and somebody assigned to coffee. The rest is confidence.

Serve it in the order people wander over. The early riser gets the crispy corner. The guy who slept through the fire gets whatever is left and a respectful amount of heckling.

“The long way home is usually where the story starts.”