Clubhouse dispatch
Message from the Prez
11 years ago you were all boys. Now, you are BACON boys. The highest standard of human achievement. The pinnacle of manhood. This club is made up of individuals, but it is the individuals that make the club. Let's rally together to make Bacon Boys the greatest club south of Lake America. Let's Toast to where we have come from and to where we may go. This magazine serves as a testament to efforts of thirsty men. This inaugural edition is dedicated to the bacon boys riding club, and to the bacon in all of us. Let's get greasy and grimy and ride the mountains. Long live the Bacon Boys. Godspeed
— The Prez
About / masthead
A backwoods rag for the ride between rides.
Bacon Boys Magazine is the semi-private digital hub and field guide for a tight-knit New England crew established in 2015.
The magazine blurb
Part trail map, part campfire bulletin, part evidence locker.
We keep the practical stuff close: weather, routes, gear, recipes, classifieds, and plans that need a headcount. We keep the fun stuff closer: jokes, blunders, tasting notes, and the exact photo that proves the story went differently.
The audience blurb
For men who would rather take the long way.
For the riders, hunters, campers, mechanics, cooks, map readers, coffee makers, and friends who know that a weekend does not need a perfect itinerary to be worth remembering.
The short version
No corporate retreat required.
No accounts
Forms email the owner. Nothing is saved here, and nobody gets a fake member dashboard.
Real intel
Live feeds stay live. If a feed fails, we say so and link to the source.
Loud, not glossy
The tone is a friend across the fire, not a brand manager in a blazer.
Bring receipts
Stories are welcome. Photos make them legally binding.